He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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