She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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