what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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