I want to stick my p in your. b.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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