hell yes lets make some ravioli
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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