Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You can't just leave with hair like that
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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