try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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