I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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