Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I had to cum in my sink.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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