Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm too high and old for this...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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