if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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