I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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