Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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