Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
now i know why i became what i already was.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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