They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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