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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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