Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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