As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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