this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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