Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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