So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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