dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
