real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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