Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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