All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
