he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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