Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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