Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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