so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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