i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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