He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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