I am in a vortex of obligation.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
