U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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