All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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