i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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