Hey man sorry I got all grabby
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Found the puke drawer
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
