sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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