tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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