if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
my being single is dangerous.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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