There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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