Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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