can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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