your room smells of hookers.
And success
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Dicks are not precious.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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