6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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