Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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