does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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