We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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