HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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