I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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