Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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