We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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