Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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