GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
