he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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