My brain says no but my pants say off.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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