sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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