You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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